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Sleeping Demotivational Poster


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by smcculley

caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!




WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.




CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is kinky
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That Rape means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed rape (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: tape
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed tape I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean


C-L-A-S-S -




TO PROTECT AND SERVE -




YOUR TAX DOLLARS -




nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


JAPANESE WOMEN -




MERLIN IS A PIMP! - The ladies love his magic wand!


TAGS: merlin sword in the stone disney tinkerbell pinocchio sleeping beauty
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 13, 2009, 12:10 pm
Sure,But what he did to young Arthur was unconscionable.
LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 12:03 pm
Cuz he's got the magic stick!


VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.




ARMY - As Always sleeping while the marines do all the work.


TAGS: army marines sleeping
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by tony

hex - June 6, 2009, 11:00 pm
yeah, right because marines don't sleep right? hoorah!


RED WINE -


TAGS: sexism day give your wife red wine so she wont talk about your boss sleeping with his secretary
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:35 pm
Priceless. 5L
Airman - June 17, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - June 17, 2010, 1:47 pm
I love it! 5 Bottles of Red Wine for you for the misses Jake!


SLEEPING WITH HER BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: sleeping girl friend beer
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

agdaniele - June 15, 2010, 1:37 am
The cameraman's best friend, as well. 5L


Marriage -


TAGS: married enemies beds wars sleeping
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thanks and right back at ya. Really enjoying yours dawg.
spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:36 pm
Excellent run of posters Miss P.


VEHICULAR NARCOLEPSY -


TAGS: wyoming wind sleeping truck humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 20, 2013, 11:27 am

On a trip to Denver last winter, we counted 22 rigs sleeping by the side of the road on I-25~~and that was only the southbound lanes.
STP - December 20, 2013, 1:40 am
I first drove through Wyoming around this time back in 2008. Within 10 miles of crossing the state line, I found either two or three trucks tipped over just like this.
GaryO - December 11, 2013, 10:58 pm
AWWWW YEAHHHH!


IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE... - Just roll me out of bed and call the undertaker in the morning.




HOLIDAY SHOPPING -




ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION -




THE HARDEST PART? - Getting them back into the box the way they came out.




RELAXING -


TAGS: i wasnt sleeping cubby
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - August 14, 2010, 7:09 pm
Ha! More towels por favor. 5L
Iconoclast - August 14, 2010, 5:46 pm
and ..... when you stop looking and appreciating beauty, then life is all over.


SLEEPING BEAUTY - And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride - Edgar Allen Poe (Annabel Lee)


TAGS: sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 12:45 am
somebody said cambell or something yesterday when I asked
somawhale3 - December 8, 2010, 12:42 am
who is the artist?


Ageing is a terrible disease -


TAGS: deteriorate remember sleeping played
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

GaryO - February 9, 2014, 10:34 am
My teddy bear’s nose had a huge dent in it. Never punch a plastic nose. There’s no going back……
rerun - February 9, 2014, 10:04 am

I have seen the words written before, however paired with this picture really makes this poster have an impact. 5L
EmilioDumphque - February 9, 2014, 3:05 am
Taken away for doing something I didn't know was wrong. Never received an explanation, never saw it again. Does that count?


plunger hats -




POLICE LINE -


TAGS: sleeping dog humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 25, 2013, 11:56 pm

Then there's dead, of course (BG).
chickenlittle - September 25, 2013, 11:54 pm
Hahaha love it!! That's one very sleepy or very well-trained dog :D


VACATION OVER CONSUMPTION - So there is more to tan


TAGS: man sleeping tan
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Shethead

Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 12:21 am
Hey I did not give authorization for my photo to be used on motifake. ( 5Ls because my tan looks good).


THE ART OF SLACKING -


TAGS: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 9:50 am
LMAO!!!
thatonechick - March 26, 2010, 9:35 am
I must have the magic touch. :P Or else your poster didn't want to be approved by aggy.
lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 9:32 am
yeeehaaaa, TOC!!!
thatonechick - March 26, 2010, 9:29 am
YAY


LONGCAT - Was *buuuurp* OM NOM NOM!


TAGS: fatdog will be sleeping off that snack for a loooong time
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sho - October 18, 2010, 9:23 pm
XD!
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 4:42 pm
LMFAO!!!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 29, 2010, 2:59 am
LONGCAT!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
spacedog - January 28, 2010, 6:10 pm
HA! Nice one LD, 5Ls.
CANADA - January 28, 2010, 2:40 pm
Nice! lol


HEY DOUCHE - That's for sleeping with my sister.


TAGS: douche sleeping sister drink
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:11 pm
It's jealousy, not anger, as in "Why did you sleep with my sister and not with me?"
mariand - May 29, 2012, 7:58 pm
that's not a painfull punishment.. what happend to you?...lol


SHARK HAMMOCK - Latest Arab craze, nail beds are so last century. No wonder they are so pissed off all the time




PARTY MONSTER -


TAGS: party dj s sleeping drunk
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by DecKaos

thatonechick - April 2, 2010, 10:12 am
This is a retarded poster that wanted to say something about shitting bricks.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:07 am

It's abouth the dead whore on the floor
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:45 am
I rejected this. Glad to know you keep submitting it, Dec. Noted.
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:27 am
Is it about the funky DJ or the girl in the background??
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 8:56 am
LMAO


FATAL PWNAGE - in 3.. 2.. 1..




WTF!! - All WOODLAND CAMOFLAGE equipment even Sleeping Bags (FART SACS) were supposed to be DX'ed back in JUNE.




Snack -




Snowbirds -




IN THE ARMS OF MORPHEUS -


TAGS: sleeping woman dreaming
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Reality Lord - November 20, 2014, 9:27 am

this is frickin gorgeous...and a great add for condoms...lol.


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